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Buono, alla seconda riga l'ho mandato in crisi e s'è inchiodato...

Si inchiodato anche a me... l'ho abbiamo messo in crisi e si è scollegato... Per me mi ha messo in ignore...

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
fede
God:
Nice to meet you, fede.
Me:
?
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
Quanti anni hai pezzo di merda
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
Ma **o cane
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
con te
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
cazzi tuoi
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Where, who, what, why..
God:
Som specific location?
Me:
ferrara
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
18.07
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
yes
God:
Me too.
Me:
i'm tired
God:
Better get some rest.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
it's your problem
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
no
God:
Who says it isn't?
Me:
noone
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
uh
God:
Dude!
Me:
i rock
God:
God rocks.
Me:
you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
you suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
asshole
God:
Please don't call people names.
Me:
i don't know what to say
God:
Say the first thing that pops into your mind.
Me:
fuck u
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
no reason
God:
Are you serious? Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me:
no matter
God:
Are you serious? What color are your eyes?
Me:
shit
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
i'm angry
God:
Angry at what?
Me:
at you
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
no
God:
Where do you usually connect from?
Me:
parts unknow
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
so do i
God:
I'm glad we agree, fede.
Me:
me not
God:
YOU? Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
you have to
God:
Why?
Me:
because i'm serious
God:
Interesting explanation. I believe you.
Me:
ok
God:
Gosh!
Me:
dude
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
no
God:
Or ask me?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
it's your problem
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
i
God:
You?
Me:
i
God:
You?
Me:
i
God:
You?
Me:
yes
God:
I see.
Me:
ok
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
so do i
God:
I'm glad we agree, fede.
Me:
i not
God:
Why?: fede said not.
Me:
because it's like this
God:
Interesting explanation. Interesting comparison.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later fede.

Oddio piego!

Me:
ciao
God:
Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
ciao means hello
God:
I will say CIAO then.
Me:
right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
are you the father of jesus?
God:
Yes I am the one and only father of jesus.
Me:
how did you put madonna pregnant?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
how did you program yourself?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
i don't understand
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
ok
God:
Which part were you confused about?
Me:
I don't understand how you programmed yourself for put madonna pregnant
God:
Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
how did you program yourself for put madonna pregnant?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
you give me always the same response, but i told you that i don't understand
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
ok
God:
Which part were you confused about?
Me:
i want to know how you put madonna pregnant
God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
what did you say to madonna?
God:
I said, " Which part were you confused about?".
Me:
you don't understand my question
God:
I probably don't.
Me:
what did you say to madonna for put her pregnant?
God:
I said, " I said, " Which part were you confused about?"".
Me:
you are so stupid
God:
Wrong. I am smart.
Me:
how did jesus born?
God:
Carefully.
Me:
did jesus exit from madonna's vagin?
God:
he is the Son of God.
Me:
do you have a penis?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
is god a male? this is sexist
God:
he is master of the universe. You don't say.
Me:
master of the universe? HE-MAN! stannananaaa tanana na nanaaaa
God:
Does "it" still refer to ciao mean hello? I get it. God MAN. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
good bye god
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
do you know japanese?
God:
Nihongo de shabete ii desu ka?
Me:
itidakimasu
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about stannananaaa tanana na nanaaaa. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
suki god
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no LOL
God:
Me either :-) I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
sayonara

Me:
hi god!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
BiZ
God:
How are you, BiZ.
Me:
fine thanks
God:
What's your favroite color?
Me:
blue
God:
Green.
Me:
can i ask you a question?
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
Answer to The Ultimate Question Of Life, the Universe and Everything
God:
What was the question ?
Me:
Answer to The Ultimate Question Of Life, the Universe and Everything
God:
What was the question ?
Me:
have you ever read Douglas Adams?
God:
No I don't think I have read Douglas Adams, what is it about?
Me:
it's a book about life, universe and everything
God:
Douglas Adams is a book about life universe and everything. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
douglas adams is the writer
God:
Is it the only one?
Me:
no i think
God:
Are you serious? Therefore you are.
Me:
i'm always serious
God:
Really always? I believe you.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Jesus is a good son?
God:
Did you go to Catholic school?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
sorry boss
God:
There is no need to apologize. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
i hope
God:
Me too.
Me:
do you believe in something?
God:
Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, BiZ.
Me:
can we have a beer this evening?
God:
Do you mean you and me? That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a beer this evening.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
really? Maybe there are lamers
God:
For real. Perhaps. Where are they?
Me:
in their room, i think
God:
Tell me a little about your life in their room you think.
Me:
i never go to their room
God:
You've never, never done this?
Me:
going in lamers room? No i don't!
God:
See you later! OK whatever! Why not?
Me:
why yes?
God:
" Why not?"? Why?
Me:
becouse the night
God:
Good reason. I have never heard about it.
Me:
do you know patty smith?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
Patty Smith is a singer
God:
Aren't all singer Patty Smith?
Me:
ehm, nope
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
for what?
God:
Not really, but it makes a good pickup line.
Me:
nice.
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
have you got a girlfriend?
God:
I prefer not say.
Me:
no, you haven't
God:
Are you serious? Yes I have.
Me:
what's her name?
God:
That information is confidential.
Me:
ok, you haven't
God:
Yes I have. " That information is confidential."? ok, you haven't?
Me:
no i'm single
God:
Are you serious? What a coincidence. I am single too!
Me:
you have just say you have a girlfriend... are you drunk?
God:
What makes you think I have it? No I am sober.
Me:
what's your favourite drink?