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Statz 4 Life





TENGA MO' IL TESTO!





Statz – Da Statz Krew Chu-millionaire, J.Lou, C², and Q-Burtt
(feat. Britney Spearman)

Sign up fo' courses and take you some stats!
Got the difference on the top and that error's on the bottom

Bridget:
Yo! we bout ta start a meta-analysis wit dis one
Ya'll know what dis is... So, so, sig...

J.Lou:
Got 15 down here, 15 mo' on the block
All incredible techs wit equations that pop
If you could call it a drink, call it math on da rocks
If you could call out some knowledge, let's say I call out alot
I got like correlation and t-tests, and ev'n chi-square
I use stats e'rryday like I'm combing my hair,
I might be stats'ed-out nicely (oh) wit my Student t (oh),
at a conference wit a presentation
Populations or samples, you can tell by notation
Now, work all it out; it's all in the equation...
Cuz when I...

Britney Spearman:
Find a correlation that's description (description)
Need regression lines for prediction (prediction)

J.Lou:
I got a One-way ANOVA
Do you know what that mean?
That's when I got three (or mo') independent levels on the scene
I wouldn't trade it for nothin' – only a crazy foo' would
So if you catch me in yo' class, making stats sum'in good, just say:

Chorus (Britney, Chu-millionaire, J.Lou):
Run dat test fo' me, baby
(What cha lookin at?)
Let me see ya stats
(Let cha see my what?)
Yup, ya stats, ya ya ya stats
(Sign up fo' courses and take you some stats!)
Run dat test fo' me, baby
(What cha lookin at?)
I wanna see ya stats
(You wanna see my what?)
Yup, ya stats, ya ya ya stats
(Got the difference on the top and the error's on the bottom)

Chu-millionaire:
What it do, baby
It's da stats man, Chuck Tate
Got my tests hot somethin' like they radiate
Got my interactions and my main effects all set,
Find those eta-squareds; how much variance you got left?
These stats are gleamin, algorithms smooth like oil
With calculus, it's like harvesting from fertile soil
I put my stats where my mouth is and got a grill
Equations on my teeth let you know I'm so fo'real!
My motivation is to educate on every test
Measures of effect size are how I calculate success
I got the them pointas and them lectures that be captivatin',
But it's the stats dat got these on-lookers spectatin'
These equations are simply certified a total package
Open up yo' book, you see more symbols than a drum kit.
Dem stats are mind blowin', techniques so terrific
Give props to all ya Stats Homies cuz they were so prolific!

[Chorus]

C²:
Got dem t-tests: independent, single sample, re-lay-ted.
So much to keep straight got ya woozy in the head.
You can catch us at our laptop screens
Rollin' out the stats, printing pages by the ream

Q-Burtt:
Dis what we do in the lab
Where stats are yo' grammar
Estimate paramaters
Get yo' samples where you can(-uh).
Where I got 'em you can spot 'em:
On da top and the bottom
Calculate effect sizes jus' so I got 'em

C²:
I ain't dissin' no body but let's bring it to da light (cause)
Gotta work hard to get stats just right.
Yeah, people can't focus cuz their eyesight's blurry
Trying to rush thru stats in a big ole hurry.

Q-Burtt:
I got two different chi-squares - it's a fabolous thang -
Goodness of fit, independence; it's like Kool and the Gang.
And, all three ANOVAs, you know that we got 'em
(Got the difference on the top and that's error on the bottom)

[Chorus]

Britney Spearman:
Hey, how'd run tests all day?
And what would you say?
If I told you that my Cohen's d was point thirty (.30)?

[Chorus]

Messaggio modificato da obelix il 30 Sep 2008 - 16:50